🏆 VOTED #1 GAME STUDIO BY OUR MOM 🏆 NOW HIRING — NO EXPERIENCE NEEDED — JUST SEND US YOUR PERSONAL INFO 🏆 TOTALLY REAL COMPANY SINCE 2024 🏆 WE HAVE AN OFFICE (IT'S A P.O. BOX) 🏆
Epic Games Studio™*
*Not affiliated with Epic Games. Or any games. Or any studio.
🏢 Fortune 5,000,000📍 123 Fake Street👨💼 3 Employees (2 are bots)🗓️ Founded Last Tuesday
⚠️ THIS IS NOT A REAL COMPANY. This domain was registered after it was used to send job offer spam. You're welcome. ⚠️
🧐 About Us
Epic Games Studio is a world-renowned leader in… absolutely nothing. We were "founded" when scammers used this domain to send fake job offers to unsuspecting people. The domain was available because — plot twist — the scammers didn't even bother to register it.
So we did. And now it's this instead. You're welcome, internet.
Our mission is simple: make scammers look as ridiculous as they are.
📊 Our Very Real Statistics
0
Games Shipped
$0
Revenue (Lifetime)
∞
Spam Emails Sent by Scammers
1
Domain Rescued from Scammers
47
LinkedIn Messages from Our "CEO"
100%
Fake Job Offer Rate
🎮 Our Award-Winning Portfolio
Untitled Scam Game
An open-world RPG where you collect people's personal information and never deliver anything in return. 97% on Metacritic (source: trust us).
Coming Never™
Spam Tycoon
Build your phishing empire from a basement. Features include: broken English email templates, fake LinkedIn profiles, and a "Send All" button.
Early Axis (not a typo)
Job Offer Simulator 2025
You play as a fake recruiter offering $200K salaries for "entry level" positions. Bonus level: get the victim to pay a "training fee."
Definitely Real
💼 Open Positions (Definitely Not Scams)
Senior Vice President of Nothing
Remote · Full-time · No qualifications needed
$900K/year*
Lead Blockchain AI Metaverse Synergy Engineer
Work from your imagination · Start yesterday
$1.2M/year*
Chief Vibes Officer
Must have 15 years of TikTok experience
$750K/year*
Unpaid Intern (But With Exposure!)
On-site at our P.O. Box · 80hr/week
$0 + vibes
* Salary is paid in thoughts and prayers. Please send your SSN, bank details, and mother's maiden name to apply.
⭐ What Our "Employees" Say
"I've been working here for 3 months and I haven't been paid once! But the CEO says the check is 'processing' so I'm optimistic."
— Definitely A. Real-Person, Senior Engineer
"They offered me $500K to do data entry. All I had to do was wire $200 for 'equipment.' It's been 6 months and I'm still waiting for my laptop."
— Totally Not-Fake, Marketing Lead
"I love that the entire company communicates exclusively through WhatsApp messages from numbers with country codes I've never seen."